This is how awesome this will be – I am pre-opening a Word doc to formulate my reply before even READING.
“What's wrong? Are you okay? Do you need ice cream? I don't mind getting you ice cream. Do you need me to come over? I can bring ice cream if you want.”
FUCKING ADORABLE!
two weeks past her exploding date. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome, I love it.
I realise at that very moment that 'I'm in labour' is actually ten times more terrifying than 'I love you'. This bit – the whole paragraph but this bit is so very House-like and squee-worthy it is fucking ridiculous.
Suddenly, I decide I want a full refund, all donated sperm included. Every single one of them, especially the one that was unlucky enough to be ensnared into the evil clutches of Cuddy's ovum. Like a fly to a spider's web. I’m uh, going to end up quoting ALL OF THIS but that bit? AWESOME SQUARED.
LOVE the Imperial March playing in House’s head LMAO. And Cuddy being happy and it confusing House is PERFECT. Hahahahaha. Am grinning SO HARD right now.
*wipes tears* Oh GOD CUDDY GETTING OUT OF THE CAR IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
limp-waddle *Gidget fucking dies of lol*
House taking a memory!photograph while waiting for the elevator is amazingly touching. And scary. And I LOVE that this story is in first person, even though I usually hate first person. It just works fucking amazingly here.
In a few hours time, a bipedal parasite is going to come clawing its way out of Cuddy's birth canal and will end up wearing some of these clothes. STOP BEING SO AWESOME. Fuck, like it’s like RIGHT OUT OF HOUSE’S MOUTH. I swear NO ONE does him as fucking in character as you do.
And the we vs you and I discussion is epically adorable while still being incredibly bitchy. I LOVE THIS SHIP SO HARD. I ALMOST FORGOT WHY. TY BB.
*giggles* House called it a dummie. OMFG.
OMFG ELEPHANT SEALS. LMAO.
OMFG URINE SAMPLE OF EPIC FUCKING WIN.
“I can limp-skip pretty fast.” BWAH. And so fucking true, lol.
Ass tally system – OMFG stop making me sound like a lunatic with all the random burts of laughter here!
And now I’m awing and squeesploding all over the super sweet kisses. Aww. And he calls Wilson and MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. OT3 HAVNG A BABY.
Wilson wins epically, just so you know. I‘d quote it – but it’s like, ALL of it – so I’ll just say ILU WILSON.
Slow dancing in the shower: *squeesplodes*
“Because.”
“That's not an answer.”
“It is.”
“House,” *hugs them both and flails* BECAUSE YOU LOOOOOVVVVEEE HER. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I imagine him throwing his arms up in that melodramatic Jewish way of his. I should not find this hot, right? I mean – I shouldn’t but – yeah. Kinda turned on.
OMG fussing!House is so cute! In a bitchy kind of way. Awesome! I need another word other than awesome but I can’t think of one. AWESOME CUBED. Hahaha!
Wilson pushing House back in was PERFECT. I LOVE that he’s just randomly hovering outside because he rocks.
I LOVE THE END THOUGH.
OMG so amazing. And I’m pretty sure this story is like the PERFECT birth control for any kiddies out there lol. HAI KIDS ISN’T THE MIRACLE OF LIFE BEAUTIFUL? MIND THE FECES NOW!
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“What's wrong? Are you okay? Do you need ice cream? I don't mind getting you ice cream. Do you need me to come over? I can bring ice cream if you want.”
FUCKING ADORABLE!
two weeks past her exploding date.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome, I love it.
I realise at that very moment that 'I'm in labour' is actually ten times more terrifying than 'I love you'.
This bit – the whole paragraph but this bit is so very House-like and squee-worthy it is fucking ridiculous.
Suddenly, I decide I want a full refund, all donated sperm included. Every single one of them, especially the one that was unlucky enough to be ensnared into the evil clutches of Cuddy's ovum. Like a fly to a spider's web.
I’m uh, going to end up quoting ALL OF THIS but that bit? AWESOME SQUARED.
LOVE the Imperial March playing in House’s head LMAO. And Cuddy being happy and it confusing House is PERFECT. Hahahahaha. Am grinning SO HARD right now.
*wipes tears* Oh GOD CUDDY GETTING OUT OF THE CAR IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
limp-waddle
*Gidget fucking dies of lol*
House taking a memory!photograph while waiting for the elevator is amazingly touching. And scary. And I LOVE that this story is in first person, even though I usually hate first person. It just works fucking amazingly here.
In a few hours time, a bipedal parasite is going to come clawing its way out of Cuddy's birth canal and will end up wearing some of these clothes.
STOP BEING SO AWESOME. Fuck, like it’s like RIGHT OUT OF HOUSE’S MOUTH. I swear NO ONE does him as fucking in character as you do.
And the we vs you and I discussion is epically adorable while still being incredibly bitchy. I LOVE THIS SHIP SO HARD. I ALMOST FORGOT WHY. TY BB.
*giggles* House called it a dummie. OMFG.
OMFG ELEPHANT SEALS. LMAO.
OMFG URINE SAMPLE OF EPIC FUCKING WIN.
“I can limp-skip pretty fast.”
BWAH. And so fucking true, lol.
Ass tally system – OMFG stop making me sound like a lunatic with all the random burts of laughter here!
And now I’m awing and squeesploding all over the super sweet kisses. Aww.
And he calls Wilson and MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. OT3 HAVNG A BABY.
Wilson wins epically, just so you know. I‘d quote it – but it’s like, ALL of it – so I’ll just say ILU WILSON.
Slow dancing in the shower: *squeesplodes*
“Because.”
“That's not an answer.”
“It is.”
“House,”
*hugs them both and flails* BECAUSE YOU LOOOOOVVVVEEE HER. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I imagine him throwing his arms up in that melodramatic Jewish way of his.
I should not find this hot, right? I mean – I shouldn’t but – yeah. Kinda turned on.
OMG fussing!House is so cute! In a bitchy kind of way. Awesome! I need another word other than awesome but I can’t think of one. AWESOME CUBED. Hahaha!
Wilson pushing House back in was PERFECT. I LOVE that he’s just randomly hovering outside because he rocks.
I LOVE THE END THOUGH.
OMG so amazing. And I’m pretty sure this story is like the PERFECT birth control for any kiddies out there lol. HAI KIDS ISN’T THE MIRACLE OF LIFE BEAUTIFUL? MIND THE FECES NOW!