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title: Best-Kept Secrets
pairing: House/Wilson
words: 3,900
rating: NC-17
disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
summary: House has a lot of secrets. Wilson is one of them.
notes: OMG. I WROTE HOUSE/WILSON. I seem to have found my H/W muse while in the pub, listening to Adam Ant and Pseudo Echo. What. Also bunnied by [livejournal.com profile] queenzulu's First Lines Challenge (which is an awesome challenge, btw).


Best-Kept Secrets )
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title: Shockwave
sequel to: Heatwave
pairings: House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship
rating: PG-13
words: 12,500
summary: Cuddy goes into labour, House is still wondering what the hell he's got himself into, and Wilson gets dragged along for the ride.

Shockwave - part one


Shockwave - part two )
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title: Shockwave
sequel to: Heatwave
pairings: House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship
rating: PG-13
words: 12,500
summary: Cuddy goes into labour, House is still wondering what the hell he's got himself into, and Wilson kinda gets dragged along for the ride.

notes: I've been saying for months that I was going to write a sequel to Heatwave. The great thing about a) being bored shitless, and b) having no net connection to call my own is that I actually do the things I say I'm going to do. I had so much fun writing this, omg. I am deeply in love with the 'Heatwave' universe. Again, because I have no consistent net connection to really invest in a beta, I am posting this to my lj for now. I'll crosspost to communities another day. Anyone who wants to make any concrit is free to do so. You don't *have* to read 'Heatwave' first in order to read this one, but this fic picks up from where 'Heatwave' left off. So... up to you what you want to do!


Shockwave - part one )
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title: Close The Door, Put Out The Light
pairing: House/Cuddy
rating: NC-17
words: 9,874
disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
summary: When Cuddy tries to help House after he's lost everything, she finds herself completely lost, too.
notes: Infarction-era. Written for [livejournal.com profile] get_house_laid (even though this is like, eons late). My claim: The first time House gave Cuddy everything.

This didn't actually turn out the way the prompt asked, though: I based this around the same timeline as my Turn Off The Night series, even including some references to it, though this fic is ambiguous enough to not necessarily have to be read as part of that universe. In other words, you can read this as a stand alone, if you prefer.

I was bunnied by the history of House and Cuddy on [livejournal.com profile] cuddys_house, when they slept together for the first time. So, if you follow that game, consider this a kind of backstory to that.


Close The Door, Put Out The Light )
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title: The Thirteenth Time
pairing: Wilson/Amber
rating: Hard R/NC-17
words: 1,110
disclaimer: when the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
summary: Wilson wasn't used to this.
notes: Written for the House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Which everyone should participate in, either as a reader/writer/both. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. :D


Wilson wasn't used to this. )


part two: The Fourth Time
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title: My Girl
pairing threesome: House/Cuddy/Wilson. With (blatant) House/Cuddy and House/Wilson undertones.
rating: NC-17 for porn, porn, porn!
words: 2,700
disclaimer: If I owned, I'd be joining in.
notes: I wrote this random flash smut!fic, and people were like, "FINISH IT", so I did. It's been a long time since I've written pwp; I almost feel a bit rusty, lmao. I tell you what, though - writing these three makes me all hot and bothered. All mistakes are mine and of course, concrit is totally welcomed.


My girl, my girl, talkin' 'bout my girl )
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title: Gatecrash
pairing: House/Cuddy
words: 5,400
rating: M
summary: “So, why didn't you go to the Christmas party?” he asked.
disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
beta: [livejournal.com profile] earlwyn, [livejournal.com profile] shutterbug_12 and [livejournal.com profile] _vicodin. So much love for their input, suggestions, help with some of the dialogue and with the ending. ♥♥
spoilers: It's A Wonderful Lie (4x10); post-episode fic
notes: So, the lack of Cuddy in the last episode? So not cool. Concrit is of course welcome. THIS FIC IS FOR [livejournal.com profile] sapphs, WHO IS AWESOME AND SENT ME X-FILES DVDS. ♥♥♥


Gatecrash )
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Title: Heatwave
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: NC-17
Words: 8,787
Summary: Cuddy is heavily pregnant and House wonders what the hell he's got himself into.
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] ducks_in_a_row, because she's the best Cuddy a House could ever ask for! Written for the [livejournal.com profile] get_house_laid fest (despite being a bit late, oops!). The prompt was: #50: Cuddy is hugely pregnant, so House has to get creative. Huge thanks to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] earlwyn for being awesome and putting up with me, and a big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cenori for being supportive! Any mistakes are all mine.

Heatwave )
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Title: Running Up That Hill
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 7,548
Summary: How fast are you willing to run towards the very thing you're hiding from?
Time in canon: Set just after "Meaning" (3x01).
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
A/N: Huge, massive thanks to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] earlwyn; she seriously deserves a medal for putting up with me with this fic. She's the most fantastic, most patient beta in the whole world. Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] elicia8 for being such a help with working out how to make it work. And huge thanks to the Cuddy to my House [livejournal.com profile] ducks_in_a_row for picking my nits. *g* Any mistakes are completely mine. Concrit is absolutely welcome. Title taken from the Kate Bush song, Running Up That Hill.



Running Up That Hill )
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Title: The Semen Tsunami
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Blame the people over at House's House of Whining. And also: when the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
Words: 2,200~
A/N: Bad fic and meta-crack (as well as just plain crack), with some self-sporked MST, rolled into one. A conversation was struck up on HHoW about fanfic cliches, as well as bad smut hates. I mentioned a semen tsunami and was then obligated to write about it. This is the result. I had fun writing this, which can't mean anything good. XD


The Semen Tsunami )
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Title: Close Your Weary Eyes
Pairing: House/Wilson
Words: 5,300
Rating: Mature
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
Teaser: House has this way of making you feel useless and unhelpful, no matter how much you try to do everything you can for him. God, it’s frustrating.
A/N: This is a sequel to the post-infarction era fic, Turn Off The Night. [livejournal.com profile] petrichor_fizz wanted to know what happened to House and Wilson the day after Turn Off The Night - I was interested to know, too. So, I got writing.

A huge thanks to my first readers, [livejournal.com profile] nightdog_barks, [livejournal.com profile] awwsugah, [livejournal.com profile] deviousli and [livejournal.com profile] blackmare_9. ♥


Close Your Weary Eyes )
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Title: Reverberation
Fic/art collaboration by: [livejournal.com profile] cryptictac and [livejournal.com profile] elicia8
Pairing: House/Wilson
Words: 15, 643 in total
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
Notes: This is a sequel Stereophonic Silence. It's been bugging me ages to write a sequel to this, and finally I did something about it! If you've not read Stereophonic Silence, then I'd suggest reading that first before reading this. :)

This has been a fantastic project. I thank [livejournal.com profile] elicia8 for working with me on this, for all her input and her wonderful artistic contributions. I thank everyone who I nagged about this fic -- [livejournal.com profile] earlwyn, who was a huge help with beta work and helping me flesh out what the hell I was doing with this thing, [livejournal.com profile] awwsugah for her input, [livejournal.com profile] cenori for her input... Yes, I bothered a number of people with this. Thank you, everyone. ♥


Reverberation: Part One )
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Title: Say What Lies Between Us
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3,200
Teaser: "The thing is, House will touch and grope and invade Wilson’s personal space whenever he chooses, but half the time it’s to annoy Wilson, to get in his way when he’s late for work or to be a royal pain in the ass when Wilson’s tired. Wilson really wonders at moments like that why the hell he puts up with House."
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip
Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] froda_baggins. [livejournal.com profile] deelaundry said recently that she wishes I'd try to write happy House/Wilson, and lo! I gave it my best shot. XD I was inspired by [livejournal.com profile] elicia8's gorgeous drawing. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] awwsugah for the look over. <3

Say What Lies Between Us )
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Title: Turn Off The Night
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 7,438
Warning: Medically graphic nature
Summary: Night time is the time House dreads most: when he can’t sleep, he finds his mind drifting, thinking, pondering over the way things used to be and how they could’ve been, and how everything is now.
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hannahrorlove for the speedy beta, and to [livejournal.com profile] awwsugah for the encouragement. <3


Turn Off The Night )
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Title: The Art of Proctology
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3,902
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
Notes: My muses have reared their evasive little heads! I have the worst earache I've had in ten years, in both of my ears. I needed to do something to distract myself from the immense discomfort, and this was the result. Oh, dear? *g* Looked over by [livejournal.com profile] fated_addiction to make sure this actually made sense. <3


Proctology: the branch of medicine dealing with the rectum and anus )
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Title: Bananas, Red Meat and Clorox
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2,100
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
Teaser: House threw the door to Wilson’s office open, and it would’ve been a random, intrusive visit like any other if it wasn’t for the plastic bag House was holding in his hand.
A/N: House/Wilson muse! Hello! Long time, no see! Why are you paying me a visit at 4 in the morning? You bastards.


This isn't a relationship. )
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Title: Channel Surfing

Pairing: House/Wilson

Words: 6,398

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.

A/N: I get sick of fandom's ideal of sex and all the perfection and the fact that nothing ever goes wrong. And grandiose, synchronised orgasms. And buttsex that doesn't feel uncomfortable. And the word 'cock'. (Even though I use it myself a lot. >_> Hush.) And House and Wilson always having to have a reason to fuck. Can't guys just fuck for the sake of it once in a while?

Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] __dtrain and [livejournal.com profile] _vicodin for looking this over. ♥


The channel surfing was starting to get on Wilson’s nerves. )
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Title: Four Ways House's Cane Clatters, And One Way It Doesn't

Pairings: House/Cameron, House/Chase, House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, House/Cane (in that order)

Words: 3300~

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Cliches. Lots and lots of cliches -- the title itself is a fandom cliche. Bad porn, bad writing and epithet abuse. Ow. Het, slash. Basically everything you've ever seen in bad porn fic.

Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip. (In other words, as if I own House.)

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] karaokegal's Come As You Aren't Halloween fic challenge. This was excruciatingly painful to write. It ended up being more sarcastic than I wanted it to because... I just couldn't help myself. Sorry if this doesn't meet the criteria. I dedicate this to [livejournal.com profile] sparklyjames and [livejournal.com profile] favyan for the bad!porn and fandom cliche bitching discussions we've had in chat. Hope you like it, guys. All grammatical and spelling errors are mine. They're no doubt deliberate.


It always starts with the cane clattering to the floor... )
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Title: Symmetry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Spoliers: House vs. God
Words: About 2,700
Notes: The kind of result of this poll, using blow jobs, anal sex, fingering, masturbation and hand jobs. Though, I actually got bitten by a few more bunnies, so there'll be more (smut) fic to come, whee. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] __dtrain and [livejournal.com profile] denbighm for looking this over.


Symmetry )
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Title: Three-Word Statements in Five Stages
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Warning: Strong angst.
Words: 2,800
Disclaimer: Not I, said the fly.
A/N: So, this was going to be a birthday fic for [livejournal.com profile] jaryn_, but birthdays are supposed to be happy, and this fic isn't. So, looks like I owe you another fic, Jaryn, OH NOES HOW TERRIBLE. :P

Three-Word Statements in Five Stages )

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